I laughed upside down..

After I took the IQ test last time and published it on the web, my friend Aun saw it and he created a post in our KOHS weblog, dedicating to me, everytime I read this post, I can't hold myself from laughing out loud, what a fantastic joker..

Below is what he written :

"Dont insult my IQ!!", he says.

Truly like what he said, we should not insult our Yeu Koh who had a great mind almost like Einstein. That faithful night I was sent forth to heaven and back to earth by his carefully dictated words. Literates yet bring a forceful pain to your abs, I laughed my ass off because our Professor S.Y. Yong who had an IQ of 130 of 140 'shot' me dead at that table with his sarcastic jokes. Yea I was laughing dead. The other three almost there as well. Seng, Jern and Vivian.

Genuinely 130 IQ, I am no match to him. I bet even if other Kohs join hand against him, it will be a waste of our energy and his time. Again it's our energy not his and it's his time not ours.

Bak kata pepatah, 'Diam diam ubi berisi' is the best to describe our Professor. Muka macam 'fan shu' tapi otak macam Albert. Man, I mean would you ever think that kind of sleepy head has such high quotation? Is that quotation thingy true? Honestly, I don't at first. I even challenge the quiz immediately upon reading his blog and the result? I score MISERABLY. Lets put it metaphorically like street race, my score can only see his score's tail lights from afar. On top of that, after witnessed and be the victim myself to his POWER of intelligence, I now declare I do not dare to pick any verbal fight with that kind. Even fist fight with him I have to think twice because I believe his wit is don't know how many millisecond faster than my launching fist. Perhaps he may dodge all my punches like how Neo in Matrix dodged all the flying bullets around him. Not forget to mention Yeu still can keep the stylish look after such dodging feats. That would be like what the fuck!!!! How cool is that!! I am just too slow in his eyes.

Every extraordinary smart people have their own kind of behavioral patterns. At the very least something we the NORMAL-DUMBO think that behavior or habit of theirs is weird to us like very cool ( he does ), very quiet ( he also does), stick to his own stand ( damn, he still does ), isolate themselves and hide in their room ( unsure about him) , plus they do something we don't understand. Coincidentally our Professor have part of those traits. Ever heard of his Genting story? Kiddo likes us and anyone else at the same age will go there for fun but he is different. Completely the opposite. He goes there to sleep. Just to sleep ignoring how fun the theme park and how nice the weather for some walk. Zzzzzzz....another evidence to support his claims of being a GENIUS, aint it?

Yea, at the beginning I told you all people I am dead but now I think even my soul perish after writing this out. You may ask "If you are dead then fear him what?". Another fact unknown to many, our Professor doesn't believe in ghost. Therefore he don't fear me at all plus he may just be a high level shaman or exorcist, who knows. Anyway the best heard line from him is, 不要污辱我的智慧. To our dear friends who don't know mandarin, it means the same as the entry's title.

P.S. - To all readers, please be kind to touch wood when you read the part saying I am dead. Any kind of wood will do. Dead wood, plastic wood, trees, pencil, even sheet of paper will do. I don't want to die young.

source:
http://kohs.multiply.com/journal/item/87

take a look at the website above.

you might find it not funny at all, I'm just too lame, so I laughed for lame jokes as well.

Learn to relax

My health is deteriorating recently.. Major cause was the stress I get in my life, I'm too tensed up with what I have to keep myself up to..

I'm experiencing some sharp pain in the chest recently, it always comes a little and gone in the next day, until the last 2 weeks the pain had grown till I couldn't take a deep breath and last week it strikes me again.. It occurs on the left side of my side but sometimes on the right side on my chest..

Then, I hardly ever sleep well.. I often goes to bed at 12am but wakes up about 5.30am or 6am, gone to bed by 12, but I only fallen asleep after 2 or 3 hours, making my sleeping less, or either I get dreaming alot making my sleeping not complete. Sometimes I do take some 1 hour nap in the school, but it never help much..

Part of the reason I couldn't sleep well maybe because I'm too lazy to use my brain during day time ended up my brain is so active in the night, I couldn't stop thinking all the time and it keeps me awake although I'm very tired physically.. Just can't stop spinning, is there any solutions for this cannot-be-seen matters ? (you might suggest meditation..)

Getting more white hairs ? Yea, ever since I'm primary.. (=.='')

Thinking of girl ? Yeah definitely, hahaha..

Stress on studies ? Yeah, too focused for good results.. why ? Because I'm miles behind others..

Spent too much time in driving, thanks to traffic jam.

Doc Shamsher ask me go relax myself.. Ok.. I'll try my best, thank you. =)

iq test

wahahah.. how i hoped it was real..

try it here..

mid term exam

yesterday I had romantic music history exam.. woaaa.. quite easy actually.. I guess I got another A or at least A- in my hand, bwuahaahahah.. (I probably will get C for being too look up upon myself as punishment..)

Then I went home, too tired, sleep until 2.30am, woke up and start to do my harmony, my deadliest weakness, I spent hours just to do some a single line chords harmonization.. Crap.. and I got a harmony class at 9.30am later.. In the middle of struggling to complete it, I was annoyed by the keep-on beeping handphone (alot of hotlink promotion messages.. ) but turn into tears of salvation when Vice-classrep notify that the theory class today is canceled.. cool.. I can concentrate on my later-Ethnomusicology exam, another disastrous exam..

That's the bad thing living in the multi-racial country, study 3x stuff in the local culture, learning all sorts of alien music culture (although I'm living in that particular country itself).. I got trouble digesting all of them into my mind, unlike I can do to Western musics, quite an easy task to do.. Resulted, today's paper I done kinda not so good, probably I'll get a B this time.. No wonder most of my seniors failed in their previous semester in their attempt in this paper..

Reading till here, are u bored ? OK, a little lame joke here.. My Vice-ClassRep forgot to zip her pants in front of 3 guyz to including me.. Thanks to Amir, his sharp eyes caught the spot and his smart brain to tell her in front of everyone, luckily the everyone only 3 person.. The reason she forgot, because she was trying to recall what she studied for the ethnomusic exam later, this is another disastrous effect caused by it, I better watched out/down next time..

After that is waiting for Ms Yuan class at 6.30pm, crappp.. it's a replacement class, she's too busy, unable to teach me for the past 2 weeks, today finally's she's free, but in the end we turn up no lesson, bcuz we actually chat there rather than having lesson.. she passed me a few papers she photostate from a book she newly bought, its about wisdom in the life, and chat with me with several topics, oh, a very friendly teacher, I kinda like it.. But at the same time, not so, cuz becuz of this, she normally delays the whole teaching schedule..

then rushed to GCO practise again, K.Hong nearly died in my car, I drove recklessly again out of rush hour. Tonight we combined with the choirs, Hibiscus choir outnumbered Renaissance choir members, erm, GCO as well =P .. So shame, uncles n aunties triumph over the youths.. we practised "Keindahan taman" and a chinese song "Yuan Fang de Ke Ren Liu Xia Lai" (Far far away guest stay back) .. we actually only got this score right before the combine section, luckily its not so hard and made sight-reading much easier =P

tomorrow have lesson with Mr.Matthew, ahhhh !! Need to do alot last minute homework..

how's life recently ?

veli lazy update these days.. actually seldom get to online also.. been busying with college life.. the life of going school at 7am going home at 7pm is not so nice..

what I have been doing these days ?

went for a 2 day trip in genting with my classmates, I enjoy it.. (I just go there sleep oni..)

learning more and more about homosexual stuff and news happening in my college ..

doing pretty good in my aural lessons, hehe...

out to yum cha with KOHS .. then cyber until 4am sumtg playing lame games.. 2 days ago only lah..

mom's school exam coming, my exam also coming, suffering, because I need to spend alot time to type several sets of exam question papers for her...

giving tuition.. damn happy experience.. muahahaa..

preparing for June cultural event "malam mesra" ..

Mitsuko came to Malaysia for holidays !!! A dinner at Manhattan's Fishmarket..

enjoy using the re-opened shortcut that skips the damn RM0.90 tol near my house every morning..

waiting for Grace to online... so much things to talk about..

preparing for mid-term exam next week.. Ethnomusicology and Romantic music history !!!! TMD..

I missed Chow Shern's concert.. damn it.. heard it was great..


that's all lah I think.. not too bored kua this kind of life.. no shopping, rarely hang out, no movies, no TV, but I really need to learn how to enjoy and socialize with others.. Being a quiet person I can't communicate well with a fren !!!